When I was born the midwife slapped my mother and told her not to get me wet and not to feed me after midnight. Of course she didn't take the midwife's advice and created the being I am today, and that is a normal lad who just happens to be gay. Have been with my partner Stuart for 6 years now so I should be eligible for parole soon. Have a good sense of humour though it can be quite warped at times and I do not suffer fools gladly.
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